The Poem "Are You Happy"  2:35

The Nose Hair Trimmer  1:10

Bridgeport Senior Citizen Happy Time Ukelele Band  2:18

Carnie Teeth Cleaning At The State Fair  4:00

The Circus Trapeze  4:00

Senior Forest Gump  2:10

Disney World Disaster 1:50

Larry The Crash Test Dummy  3:25

Reverand John's Belly Button Piercings  1:08

Montage "The Early Years"  3:50

M.A.D.D. Tests Brother Van  3:45

The Tiger Trainer  2:50

Day Before Thanksgiving Day Parade Interviews  4:15

Day Before Thanksgiving Day Parade  1:50

In Search Of Cindy Crawford  3:05

Dialect Problems  3:51

Talking In My Sleep  1:08

Is That Turkey For Dinner  3:17

Measuring Butts At The State Fair  :42

Flea Market Radio  3:12